CLIFF POTTS MEMORIAL CUP

                   OVER 30's     2     UNDER 30's     1

The Over 30's won this year's fixture with relative ease. The youngsters

ran out of ideas and were not really a threat to the more experienced side.

Goals from Andy Rothwell and Warren Fairchild gave the Over 30's a two nil 

lead with striker Richie Sayell netting a late consolation for the Under 30's

in the last minute. 

                                        OVER 30's

Back row: Lee Ross, Pete 'Kingy' King, Paul 'PC' Cunningham,

Darren 'Lardy' Stone, Michael 'Wilf' Wilford, Warren 'Wozza' Fairchild,

Steve 'It's my round' Bennett.

 Front row: Andy Rothwell, Pete ''ave it' Green, Matt Rowse,

Jim Bristow, Nick 'Oh Oh Oh Oh' Sharps, Chris 'Cubby' Mankelow.

                                           UNDER 30's

Back row: Richard Beadle, A. Ringer ? (at the time)

Ben Nicholson, Ben Jones, Dom Fitzmaurice, Ryan McGee, Colin Esders,

Oly Beck, Gary Hemmings.

Front row: Dan Hogan, Richie Sayell, Tim 'Slaphead' Digby,

Phil Hogan. 

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 Club Supper 24th October 2003

Club Supper 29th October 2004

Scroll down for a photo montage of the Club's celebration of the previous season

Councillor Green speaking on behalf of the guests

Marshy receiving Chas Lister's Saturday 1st XI Player of the Year award from Club President John Church

Cubby speaking on behalf of the Club

Ben Jones receiving the Saturday 2nd XI Player of the Year award from Club President John Church

Paul Cunningham receiving the Saturday 3rd XI Player of the Year award from Club President John Church

 Chris Howard receives the Sunday Player of the Year award

Just serve me Wilf before I lose the will to live!

The Good, the Bad & the Ugly!

Three old sages sort out problems of local football - yes, that is Woody in the centre!

Past Chairman Colin Spong and current Chairman Ian Beagley discuss match fixing and bribery with referee Phil Wantling

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 The Chairmans 50th

           Ian & Anne                                                    Nice shirt Matt

  Do I have to tell you twice Pete?                                  Young love - Colin & Nicky

      Where's the Honey Mummy?                                 Just turn the key and let me go Vicky

                                    Robin, ' Teasy ', Matt & Ian

               HELP! I can't stop                                        

                                                                                                                     Give us a kiss Ian

                                                                                                                           Birthday Boy 

                           Anne                                                                        Bloody Paparazzi, ***ger off!

                                    Shouldn't we wait for Colin? 

                  Denise & Pete

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 Oxted Res v Cheam Village Warriors Res

Both sides letting the ref know he's got it wrong again. Nothing new there then.

Is Ben asking for the opposition's phone number as 'Marshy'  walks away in disgust? Or could it be that he's jealous? 

Matt showing an opponent how to put ' your left leg in ' for that famous old dance ' The Okie Cokie '.

NO! I'm not going to show you again if you couldn't be bothered to watch and learn the first time round.

Is the ref just about to give Adam a hand signal with his right hand? He wouldn't be wrong on this occassion would he?

Play had to be stopped as Ben had fallen over and got his boots dirty. Super sub Beadle sprinted on with the water so he could clean them up.

You could drive a bus through the gap in that wall.

Note LTJ with only one hand over his crown jewels. As if he's got anything to protect there in the first place eh lads?

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 Oxted 'A'  2  v  Frenches Athletic Res  0

Opponent: "Can I give you a hand bruv?"

Wilf: "**** off ! I'm alright here pal. I've found a wormhole".

Chris C: "Wilf ! Go wash your mouth out with soap. I don't think there's any need for that sort of language".

You can just make out in the backround PC thinking, ' If that guy in the blue had a red kit on, they would look like identical twins'.

You can tell Wilf's finding it hard to give up the fags. He'll eat anything. Even his shirt !

"It's no good looking like that Kingy.If you don't do as I tell you in the second half, I'll shove this flag where the sun doesn't shine".

"If you've forgotton your cards ref, it ain't my fault. So bog off !"

By the way, that's a nice pose PC.

Dan Hogan launches a shot from just outside the box. Unfortunately, he cleared the crossbar by miles. The club is still waiting for it to come down from its orbit.

Even the ref is looking to join in.

Phil Hogan rises to head wide

Chris Clarke under pressure in the opposition penalty area

Phil Hogan (unfortunately not in pic) fires home to put his side 1-0 up

Time for a rest

Defending in numbers

Half time and 1-0 up

Danny Bowring tries to get a shot away

Frenches 'keeper having to save. Not for the first time

Oxted on the defence

Danny Bowring on the attack again

His shot looks destined for the back of the net. In fact it misses the far post by a yard

Midfielders closing down an opponent

Another corner comes in for Oxted

Another shot comes in from an Oxted striker

Could the ref be gesturing to Wilf ? More than likely

Ben Pink on his way to securing all three points for a 2-0 Oxted win via excellent team play between the strikers

Frenches midfielder about to be hounded down by three men in red

Oxted clear their lines as a unit

2 - 0 win

WELL DONE LADS!

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